The Tea Party agrees to cooperate and to help government move forward.
FOX News has decided from now on it will be fair and balanced.
Conservative Christians agree to equal rights for women and gays.
Creationists realize that scientific facts are true.
Pro-Lifers believe that women should have control over their own bodies.
Mississippi and Texas are enabling women's heath clinics to provide care and legal procedures.
Contraception is now seen as the major way to end poverty and world hunger.
Animal lovers have agreed to boycott breeders and puppy mills and will rescue instead.
Women now see the disadvantages of long hair and high heels.
Fashion decisions are based on comfort.
Men prefer the natural look of the average woman.
Hooters has decided to cover them up.
Next year, Sports Illustrated will feature a male model on the cover of it's swimsuit issue.
Tattoos are now being classified as self-abuse and a symptom of wanting to be a billboard.
Piercings improve body image because who wants a regular job anyway.
Agnostics and atheists are respected as much as religious believers.
All religions agree to focus on what they have in common and what they can learn from each other.
APRIL FOOLS!
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